Quickest update I’ve had in a long time! It just means that I’ve done more stuff to talk about. Ended up going out to town yet again last night. Although, last night was always going to happen because Craig was going to be losing his license the same day, so he wanted to go out and get shitfaced. Apparently Craig did loose his license, althought it was only for three months. But that did include a $400 fine aswell. At least three months is better than six months (or a possible twelve months for Daryl.) So now Craig has been confined to the passenger seat where ever he goes now. God, what are we going to do when we need a lift home after a big night in town. Shit.

Overall it was a pretty good night last night, considering I didn’t end up getting home unitl around 6:30. What happened was Nick and myself were the designated sober bob’s into mindil beach and town. Although Nick only really took Daryl to Craig’s place, he was still the designated bob. We ended up getting to Craig’s place around 8 only to find the slack prick is still in bed. What the butt. Eventually dragged his ass out of bed and stuck him in the car and drove off down to mindil where I barely had enough time to walk to where they serve food, stand around for a couple of walks (what..) and I left again. While we were standing there talking to Hayden and Danny, I got a phone call from Daniel whom I saw on tuesday night. Well, he didn’t want his tickets to the ministry of sound thing next week and asked if I wanted them. Well, yeah! I’ll have them. But wait, where the fuck are you Daniel. Palmerston. He was all the way out in fuckin’ palmerston. So Nick and myself got in the car and spent half an hour trying to find this one street in palmerstone. A task and a half mind you. Daniel is useless with giving directions over the phone, specially when I’m trying to concentrate on the road and see what the next road name is.

We finally get the tickets and head back into town and pick up Craig and Daryl and head into town. We were kind of in a rush because at first we thought there was ministry of sound concert on that night and if we got in before 10, we wouldn’t have to pay. Well nooo. The thing is on next week. Damnit! We rushed for nothing. After finding out that Discovery wasn’t open then, we trundled over to Duck’s Nuts and meet up with Kirsty, Talyea, Jodie, Tyson and Cheryl. We sat around there while everyone started to filter in for Sian’s thing. It was around 11 when Sian and Kate turned up, and as soon as she walked in, she walked out on the phone. Wee, I sense drama on the internet. Apparently she was on the phone to Terry and everyone was running around going “don’t talk to him blah blah blah ruin night blah blah blah stupid!” Meanwhile, Tyson is sitting next to me with these little banger things which you just throw at the ground and they pop. Kind of thing. Oh, this too was when Kirsty was “whispering” to Jodie and saying something like “let’s just make these boys happy”. What. After laughing at everyone’s misfortune of hearing explosions around them and tuning into a conversation like that, it was rather odd.

We were all just sitting around having a good ‘ole time chatting away, I was kind of thirsty, so I wandered up to the bar with Nick and Tim behind me. Because we were all the sober ones there, three of us going up and asking for a sober bob drink was kind of dodgy. I mean, the girl behind the bar was kind of apprehensive about it though. I mean, sure, two of us had sober bob cards, but fuck! I mean, when I showed her my card, she just looked at me funny, and was like:
Her: “You guys aren’t all sober bobs! You’re lying!”
Me: “Did you want to see some car keys?”
Her: “Ok”
So we all planted our car keys on the bar, got our drinks and walked off. Needless to say she was a little miffed, and I didn’t go back to her to get a drink. After getting a picture (and permission from Kirsty and Jodie, I think), everyone filters off to Discovery. Well. The majority of people, Nick headed off home because he had work in the morning. Daryl was no where to be seen, for reasons unknown to myself, and I think a lot of people. We got to Discovery and it was empty. Yah, empty. Apart from maybe a few prostitutes here and there, and us. There was no one else in there. Oh, we did end up seeing the small midget guy that Nick and Craig had a fight with the other week. Brilliant! Craig was buzzing, and he has seen the guy merely 50m away from us! It was then, after Larissa and Craig were ready to go, that we all made our way to the Vic. On the way there though, we ended up seeing Jasmine again, after being bounced from Duck’s Nuts. Craig was storming off ahead of us all, because: his heart was going ten times the speed of light (started a count, stopped at 2) and he was angry and ready to murder that midget guy. Well, after finally having a rest and everyone kept wandering off to the Vic, Craig continued his trek to the Vic.

I’ve forgotten important information inbetween the Vic and Discovery! Damnit. Let me back track a few steps. We were in Discovery for a little bit, I ended up seeing Daniel, Matt, Goldie and Keisha (who I swear have forgotten who I am, :-(). I went down to the tiolets and was chatting to Daniel when I saw a massive poster of the next Ministry Of Sound concert up here. MINE! So whoop, while there were only 3 people (Daniel, myself, and some guy on the phone looking for some pills) I pulled it down and rolled it up and wandered out. I cruised on out and walked down to my car, stopping to chat to Jackson on the way there. I come back and was standing there chatting to Jackson about what we had all seen before, well, it was really an argument about the colour of the flag some guy was wearing down the road. Anyway, while I was standing there, this lady, drop dead gorgeous, walked on past wearing what some people would call a dress. What it really was, was just a loin cloth cover her bum. After staring for a bit, I said to Jackson: “Is that not the shortest skirt you’ve ever seen?” I didn’t think that she was still in earshot distance (sake no mense!) Because the moment I said that, she pulled down her skirt and turned around and smiled at me. Whoops! My mistake! I ended up continually seeing her throughout the night, next to her massive boyfriend.

Anyway, to return to my story. We were at the Vic for a bit, Jasmine again, was kicked out. Rumour has it someone told the bouncers about her presence. By then, I wasn’t really worried about what was going on. I mean, after she was kicked out, we lost Daryl again, and I was chatted up by some ugly prostitute. At least, I think she was one anyway. I mean, she was skinny, ugly, and was molesting me while I was standing there. I tried my hardest to ignore her at first, but it didn’t work. I think I was talking to her (she was doing the talking, I tried to ignore her) for something like 10 minutes, when I decided I’d had enough. So I pretended like I got a phone call and ran away. I ran away like the little bitch I am, but fuck, she was creepy. I think I returned to the dance floor after that and decided that I wasn’t going to be staying anywhere near where she was standing for a while. I got up next to the DJ box and got my phone out to take more pictures. Somehow I started to talk to the DJ, and I introduced myself to him and had a good ‘ole chat with him for a bit. When oh look! There’s that lady again dancing on the tables with her bum hanging out of her dress. The DJ must have known her, because he said to me: “Watch this! *into the mic* NOW EVERYONE! TOUCH YOUR TOEEEEEEES!” Here I am, standing there with my phone taking random pictures of people, when he said that and she looked over at saw me just staring into space and my phone out. God damnit. WHY!

By then, it was around 1:30-2, we headed back to Discovery for something to do. We get back there and the guest DJ is still spinning, and all of the black people are out on the dance floor being black. I mean, seriously, there were enough people being black there that I started to feel black just by bopping. It’s a shame I just couldn’t get into it. Ah well. He finally finished his set, and buggered off, and the whole crowd followed. I mean, seriously, everyone fucked off at the same time. So we had a whole circle of people just dancing away in the corner, Adrian was the DJ, so it was techno. We had fun there for the rest of the night. I managed to get behind the DJ box (where he was mixing up the songs and stuff) and chose a couple of songs which he played. It felt so ominous just sitting back there looking over everyone. It was probably around 3:30 and I was up there picking some more songs, when Adrian grabbed my attention to where Craig was swinging his arms at me. What the fuck? Everyone has left. My whole crew left me at the DJ box. Ah well, I managed to get everyone back in there for some more songs. Finally, I bid farewell to Adrian and wandered off to drive people home.

Well, that wasn’t really the case though. I mean, it ended up being we went to the Lake and was there until something like 6 in the morning. Somehow, I was convinced by Daryl to go and pick up Jasmine because someone was sitting outside of her house, or some shit like that. By the time we left the lake, Leanne was wearing Tyson’s shorts, Tyson was apparently wearing Leanne’s skirt just before, and Sian was sitting in the back of Tyson’s car while he and Fat Jack had some billies. Fuck that! Time for me to go home and sleep. So six of us piled into my car and I drove off and dropped everyone home. All in all though, it was actually a pretty good night. I mean, Craig ended up with a three count, and being hyperactive, Larissa was having oodles of fun, as was the majority of people there. So yeah. A good night.